Watch this video from Cadillac. Note a few things (actor, white, rich guy, workaholic, typical cocky American, very unrealistic). This is not a parody video, they’re being completely serious.
I can’t explain it very well just please watch both of these videos okay Ford burns Cadillac so bad okay it’s so good.
"That’s the upside of giving a damn."
You better hope winter is coming, bitch. You’re gonna need it for that burn.
when scientists do discover the center of the universe don’t be disappointed that its not you
Looks like Donna is on the search for some dick
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
he sank the boat he was working on just to kill the captain
This raccoon never left the side of a cat who was dying of a tumor. The cat was comforted for the final hours of her life by her long time friend.
-Hold the ones you cherish
This literally just made me cry
NO YOU FUCKERS ALWAYS MAKE ME CRY AT THINGS STOP
It’s heartbreaking how the racoon comforts the cat.
Killer Queen - Queen (Isolated Vocals)
things that are over: my life and what i originally thought of my voice
let me go change my underwear…
is this what i hear when i’m entering heaven or
i literally started crying
i should just stop singing now